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Elämää Wapun jälkeen?

Posted: 03.05.2004, 08:28
by Swicca
Ullis oli tosi jees ja kiitti kaikille jotka mahdollisti sen. Sitten hieman asiaankuulumatonta kevennystä Wapun jälkeiseen elämään (onko sitä?)

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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Tasteless discrimination

The teacher asks little Alice: "What did you do at break time?"

Alice replied, "I played in the sand pit."

Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write
'sand' correctly, I'll give you a sweetie."

She does and gets a sweet.

Teacher asks Billy what he did at break time.

Billy replies, "I played with Alice in the sand pit."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard,
I'll give you a sweetie." Billy does, and gets a sweet.

Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Mahmoud what he did at break time.

He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw stones at
me."

Teacher says, "Threw stones at you? That sounds like blatant racial
discrimination. If you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' on the
blackboard correctly, I'll give you a sweetie."


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Sigs? No thanks, gave 'em up ;o)

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hehe, mutta kuitenkin: Pitäkää Lippu Korkealla!!

ps. onhan moinen ens vuonnaki?

Posted: 03.05.2004, 09:47
by Esa
Ulliksesta on jo topikki... pistän tämän lukkoon.